From the back seat: Mommy, my shoe
Me: What happened to your shoe?
Dori: It fall off.
Me: We will get it when we stop.
After we have stopped.
Me (looking on the floor): Where is that shoe?
Dori: On floor mommy my shoe fall down.
Me (Frantically looking for the shoe on the floor): Where could it be?
This went on for a few minutes. I knew she had shoes on when we left day care and now that we were at the store the shoe had to be there. Finally I look up.
Me: Dori, are you SITTING on your shoe?
Dori: Hee, hee, hee.